the results are out

hey ho

sorry for being all quiet. been busy.

wat??? just because i'm a dog i can't be busy? well, you'll be surprised. i gotta lot to do. like watch TV, pretend to be loving and obedient to HG and HB (human girl and human boy, just in case you are slow and find it difficult to comprehend anything that is not spelt out to you in painstaking detail), go to the park, wonder when they gonna give me food.

but really the toughest job i have is not being able to laugh out loud. at you humans.

anyway, the good news is that pimply face politician got evicted from the game show. yeah, he was the first to go. imagine, you're a politician. you're taking part in a reality show, where people have to call in and vote for you so you can stay.

and guess what, they don't call. your loving public. your huge fan following. your loyal party supporters, they don't bother to call and save you.

and this is when you are standing against a wife beater that no one's even heard of.

well, goes to show when the chips are down, you should immediately eat them. right off the floor.