the results are out

hey ho

sorry for being all quiet. been busy.

wat??? just because i'm a dog i can't be busy? well, you'll be surprised. i gotta lot to do. like watch TV, pretend to be loving and obedient to HG and HB (human girl and human boy, just in case you are slow and find it difficult to comprehend anything that is not spelt out to you in painstaking detail), go to the park, wonder when they gonna give me food.

but really the toughest job i have is not being able to laugh out loud. at you humans.

anyway, the good news is that pimply face politician got evicted from the game show. yeah, he was the first to go. imagine, you're a politician. you're taking part in a reality show, where people have to call in and vote for you so you can stay.

and guess what, they don't call. your loving public. your huge fan following. your loyal party supporters, they don't bother to call and save you.

and this is when you are standing against a wife beater that no one's even heard of.

well, goes to show when the chips are down, you should immediately eat them. right off the floor.

chauvinist pig (apologies to my pig friends)

darn. human girl stayed home yesterday as well.

and if that's not bad enough she was watching big boss. I mean why? Has Fashion TV vanished from the face of the earth? Is ESPN blocked out? Is VH1 only playing on mars?

Grrrr. I was hoping the antibiotics or whatever she's having knock her out for a coupla hours. Or maybe even a few days if I'm lucky. But no such luck. She was awake, like an owl, watching Big Boss.

Anyway, I had no option but to put up with that shit. Only consolation being she was absent mindedly scratching behind my ears all the while.

So from what I gather, Big Boss is of the losers, for the losers. It's got that jailbird chick monica bedi. A coke snorting monkey by the name of Rahul Mahajan. A wife beater. Coupla gastly looking item girls. And a politician with really bad skin, who goes by the name of Sanjay Nirupam. Now the part I though was the funniest was when this bad skinned politician dude ( really, somebody tell him to go get a facial) tells one of the item numbers that when he was coming on to the show, people kept asking him why would he want to go to a show that featured the said item girl.

Ha ha. item girl looked devasted. I noticed human girl also looked a bit put off.

Then sickly skin told the item girl that a woman's izzat is her biggest treasure. So how does she do this " angpradarshan" (skin show for those who breath the same air as the queen). Item girl looked horrified. I was hoping she's get up and slap pimple face. But she didn't.

Human girl I notice was all bristly too. Here's what I'm thinking.

1. Dented pores should quickly acquire a teenage daughter. or niece. who can firmly tell him where to get off in matters of cleavage, noodle straps, short hemlines and women's lib.

2. item girl should sue his ass. with all the media coverage she'll make more money than shilpa shetty did in big brother.

3. none of the above will happen. because in this country no one goes up against a politician. even if he holds the most outdated, prehistoric, damaging views about women. my guess is no woman's group will take this up. no morchas, no stikes, no bharat bandh will happen.

yeah baby, you guys might have your gadgets, degrees and fancy cars. but when it comes to taking on those in power, you've got your tails firmly between your legs.

ps: it's friday. and i'm stuck with human girl for the weekend now. aaaaaaaaaargh. when will it be monday?

why is she home today?

today was a bit of a drag. coz human gal didn't go to work. she's down with a cold.

hope she can't pass it on to me, considering she's always trying to cuddle/maul me. i've been turning my face everytime she hugs me. who wants all those trillion flu germs? she can have them all.

anyway thanks to human gal being home, i couldn't get up on the bed. don't know what her problem is. she keeps shooing me off that big comfy bed. ya, ya, i know there's the futon and the big matteress in the hall. but why doesn't she try lying there in the afternoon when all you want is a big comfy pillow under your head as you loll around. i've taken to putting my head on the edge of the bed and making big gooey eyes at her. i know she'll fall for that shit. the idiot human gal.

so anyway...just hope she gets well, and gets out of my fur soon.